(one month after the generator caught fire, but I digress)
First, there was this text.
No explanation. Just a photo.
Of course, I remained completely calm and rational about the entire thing.
I mean, seriously, who knows what physicists might put inside an oven on any given day.
Amiright?
(yeah it really did happen. Blah, blah, winter weather, poluyrethane needs to be applied at a certain temperature, blah blah...)
I submit that my response was perfectly reasonable.
#yeahitreallyhappened
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OMG!!! He put paint in the oven???
ReplyDeleteWell, ah, it was actually a gallon of polyurethane. Yup. And it was on low, just to warm it up. And it was 5 years ago.
DeleteThis thing that happened? Totally a manufacturer's defect. The thing literally went BOOM.
It was on SELF CLEAN. HAH. And those brown spots in the photo? SCORCH MARKS. All over his nice polyurethaned floor *cue mad laughter*
DeleteO. M. G. You couldn't possibly make this stuff up.
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