Time Dilation and Relativistic Stuff

Me: Look! I wrote a book!
Marty: *sigh* Yes, I know. Did you include the program I wrote for time dilation and the relativistic effects?
Me: The whatsits?

Marty: *sigh-h-h-h*

...are they still eating berries on the ship?
Real men drink bourbon. they don't eat berries.

You totally need to change that.

Me: I like berries.

Marty: You are such a girl.
Me: Well, DUH.

TAH-DAHHH! Book #2 in the Enfield Genesis series has a super evil bad guy in it, and he's Criminal Minds-worthy.

 #creepycreepycreepycreepy Bad Guy FTW! :-)

(Isn't Jason, the guy on the cover dreamy? You gotta love a guy that smoulders like that.)

Marty: I HEARD THAT! *glower*
Me: That's a glower not a smoulder. Try again....

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How a Physicist Drinks a Margarita

My Phone: *you have a text message!*


Marty's Text:

Me: OMG! IS THAT from the LAB?

Marty: It's a margarita. And fish tacos.

Me: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THAT'S BEEN?

Marty: Uhm. In the sea? I think it's cod.

Me: I MEAN THAT GLASS THINGY WITH THE NUMBERS.

Marty: WTF? Why are you in all caps?

Me: THIS IS ME BEING UPSET.

Marty: . . . . 


Me: WHAT IF THAT HAD RADIOACTIVE GOO IN IT OR SOMETHING?!?!?!

Marty: You did NOT just say GOO.

Me: I did! I DID! GOO. GOO!!!!!

Marty: You realize that I also have radioactive plates in the pantry. And salt shakers.

Me: OMG we're all going to die.

Marty: Well, yeah. We all do eventually.

Me: . . . .

#itsortahappenedthatway