True or False

Me: Whatcha doing?

Marty: Watching a YouTube video on how to true a wheel by differential tension on the spokes.

Me: TRUE a wheel? What, like you're confirming, "yes, this is truly a wheel?"

Marty: What? You make no sense.

Me: I rest my case.

"working on bike," Depositphotos.com

Me: I'll bet you dinner that guy doesn't once use the words "differential tension" in that video.

(watches for like an eternity ten seconds) 

See what I mean? You know, they have great yoga videos on YouTube.

Marty:  Do you mind?

Me: What?

Marty: I'm working here.

Me: You're awfully tense. Want me to pull up a yoga for stress video? YouTube has a ton of them.

#itsortahappenedthatway

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